I don’t know what to do with my life anymore. I’m scared of making the wrong choice and then being stuck in that position. I hate that trapped feeling!

I hate the holidays.

I didn’t wear a bra today.

I replaced the cactus that my mother-in-law got me for my birthday last year after it died… four times.

I had the whole day to myself and what did I do? I slept.

I was totally disillusioned when, as an adult, I saw a documentary on the Muppets that showed the puppeteers.

I think I really like you, and I would definitely fall in love with you if I didn’t think you acted like a douche. Even if you really aren’t a douche.

I’m really tired of being a vegetarian.

I love writing messages on bathroom walls.

I regret my tattoo.